Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Send help, water and tortillas.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
