and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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