what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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