you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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