we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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