In the future we'll all be gay
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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