I'm jealous of your bromance
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I think my moral compass just broke
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