apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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