that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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