thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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