absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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