I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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