let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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