you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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