All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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