apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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