I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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