Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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