Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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