Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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