HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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