I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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