I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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