just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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