I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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