8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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