you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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