everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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