Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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