I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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