Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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