i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Found the puke drawer
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
