You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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