It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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