Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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