K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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