It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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