I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I think my moral compass just broke
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