these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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