It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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