: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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