Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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