sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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