I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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