handjob tips. give me some.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Randomize
