Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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