real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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