It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I deserve this hangover.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
