Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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