So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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