She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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