I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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