I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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