it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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