i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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