We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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