I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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